This Week with Goose – Volume 5

The planet Mercury is getting smaller. Women are bronzing themselves to an exorbitant degree.

Additionally, Toby Keith is claiming that the Ford 150 built the United States by itself. I bring attention to the absense of these trucks at the Battle of Yorktown. This is shown to be particularly daft in view of the recession happening currently.



About Goose Nissley

Raised on Eastern Montana's wind-swept prairies, love for small town life & simplicity were kindled early in his life. He now earns his keep as a radio personality in Sioux Falls, SD. Reached 19 before realizing he could close his mouth & brush his teeth.

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