This Week with Goose Volume 19

President Obama arrives on the scene with 1 trillion dollars in spending to greet us. “Prophecy Goose” proclaims that The Child may be prone to speech giving, and also that Rosie O’Donnell is unpleasant. We summarize the week in politics, French people, and the Minnesota Twins. All with a dedication to providing you a general sense of well being while serving as “His Majesty Barack H. Obama’s Loyal Opposition”.

The Child Ventures Forth

On a week where the praise has gushed as a fountain for our new President. I thought it perhaps wise, for us to again behold a reminder that 99% of the hype now being bestowed upon President Obama is devoid of anything resembling accomplishments. Granted, this is because his greatest accomplishment so far is being elected. And don’t he talk good?!

Rove on Bush; Blackburn; and Rebecca Saint James

This Picture Has No Significance until You Read Further

Karl Rove out with a piece defending the Bush years. I always find it surreal and interesting to read about historical events from someone who helped to shape them. Along with Richard the Bruce Cheney, Rove is probably in the top three people most loathed by lefties. I can’t really imagine any higher praise. My [...]

Obama & Fidel

We can rack up another world dictator to the list of Obama supporters that the new President probably wishes he didn’t have. Everyone’s favorite Cuban celebrity, Fidel Castro is on board. AP details the former dictator’s thoughts: No one can doubt the sincerity of his words when he affirms that he will convert his country [...]

That’s a Six Month Withdrawal, Right Mr. President?

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I think this might be the story to watch with a keen eye. Or two eyes as often as you can spare them as Gandalf the Gray might intone. CNN reports tonight that Obama met with top foreign policy and military gurus to ask that they devise a plan for a military drawdown in Iraq. [...]