Hanging out with President Obama Tonight – Minute by Minute Repartee

Obama State of the Union

Obama’s Speech

022409_obama7:49 PM – FoxNews is flipped on, I seat myself on my couch and brace myself for the State of the Nation according to Barack Obama (who will often be hereafter referred to as The Child) Brit Hume is here and that guy is delightful…

7:50 – John Kerry is here… how did that guy ever get nominated for president? Howard dean would have been so much more enjoyable.

7:59 – Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden kicking it on the top tier of our governmental life. Oh the glee.

8:03 – The Fox anchor dude just spoke of senators retrieving The Child… like he was some sort of baggage.

8:05 – Nope, that pink creature is not the Pink Panther… that is Hillary Rodham Clinton… holy biscuits she is the Secretary of State… that is inspiring… no, no it’s not.

Winston Churchill & Joe Crede – A MN Twins ’09 Preview

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2652271Winston Churchill once said of the valiant defense of Great Britain by the outnumbered Royal Air Force – “Never before have so many owed so much to so few.” It’s very like this weekend for the Minnesota Twins…. And by “it’s very like” , I mean “not really, but I don’t believe in passing up the opportunity to draw moderately successful parallels involving Winston Churchill”.

All winter, Twins fans have been blitzkrieged by the melancholy voices of print commentators and hosers on The Fan radio saying it was another typical Twins off season. We knew we needed a third baseman and at least another difference making reliever, but yet our miserliness would leave us without either. We would stand pat because that is what we do, by harry. Well take this, you lugubrious denizens of pessimism – we signed Joe Crede!

Obama Stole McCain’s Mortage Plan?

Some cries today from the McCaniacs! They say His Royal Highness, The Child Barack H. Obama‘s recently announced plan to buy up bad mortages in an attempt to stabalize the pyrotechnic economy was stolen from the Old Warrior himself. FoxNews has a write up detailing the controversy. McCain’s former economic guru – something called Douglas [...]

Glenn Beck Is Right

On a day President Obama surprised a lot of Conservatives by coming out (if the sentenced stopped there that really would be big news) against the proposed re-instatement of the Fairness Doctrine, Glenn Beck’s new piece on NoxFews.com is epic-ly poignant. In essence he says – The Child knows what he’s doing, and like the schemes of a James Bond antagonist, his plans have quite a few layers to them.

Say what you will–this guy’s either a moron or a genius. After watching him bob and weave through the longest campaign season in our nation’s history, it’s clear that this guy knows all the right moves when it comes to imaging a message (or lack thereof). He might be new, but he’s obviously no dummy. So I guess that rules out “moron”– leaving us with “genius.” But not a Reagan-style genius in tune with the hearts and mind of a nation. No, I’m thinking Obama’s more of a Bond villain-type genius.

Obama on Economics – How Now Shall We Spend? Also RINOs, A Smart Kid & Ken Griffey – TWG Volume 20

The Week in Summation – Stimulus-ing It up; Judd Gregg; and Rinos. Prophecy Goose speaks of Vanna White and The Child. The Weekly Scoreboard disects a kid in Kansas… that came out wrong. It’s His Majesty’s Loyal Opposition