Favre Loves The Vikes, but Just Wants to be Friends

Brett Favre

Brett Favre has decided to remain retired, eschewing a chance to start for the Minnesota Vikings in favor of filming Wrangler jean commercials. The former Green Bay Packer star had led Minnesota on in the fashion of a junior-high dalliance (does Brad Childress like me in his offensive set? Check yes or no), but ultimately returned to the solitude of Mississippi tractors and the memory of Mary.

Brett Favre The Star Tribune first reported that Favre contacted the Vikings on Tuesday – he will continue his now one-year-plus retirement that has had fits and jumps (Lambeau leaps?) since he tearfully said goodbye after the 2007 season to a state of mourning cheeseheads.

Since he wet that Wisconsin podium, he has played a full season with the New York Jets.

GooseRadio Review – Webb’s “Stockholm” Misguided, but a Remarkable Journey Nonetheless

Derek Webb Concert

“Intentionally inorganic” is the phrase Derek Webb uses to describe his latest effort, Stockholm Syndrome, and while his signature acoustic sound may have been replaced with electro-beats and computer-synthesized bells and whistles, the allure of Webb, with his bold, often shocking statements, is still firmly in place.

In fact, its one shocking statement in particular that seems to be making this Webb’s most intriguing and controversial offering to date, but more on that in a moment. Overall, Stockholm Syndrome doesn’t veer far from Derek’s usual topics de jour of social justice and liberty in the Spirit, and perhaps the most moving moment on the record occurs during “The Proverbial Gun”, an analogous tale of a murderer being set free despite his crimes, in which he strains his voice to sing the word “free” over and over.

Watson, Healthcare Woes & a Man Forgets His Clothes – TWG 31

Democrat Health Care Plan News Conference

Democrat Health Care Plan News ConferenceWe give you the week that was – from Obama’s health care issues to Hillary Clinton to new polling on 2012. Is there finally a reason for Conservatives to crack a smile?

In our Sit Down with the Professor, Mark Seignious notes his special connection to golfing legend Tom Watson. Also discussed is the speed with which President Obama seems to be attempting to shove through his health care bill, and a gentleman in the midwest who was arrested for admiring flowers… minus his clothing.

It’s a veritable romp, but one devoted to providing you entertainment, information, and a general sense of well being. Listen Here.

The Doctor-in-Chief Makes His Pitch – Obama Speech Play by Play

Barack Obama Press Conference

7:02 Central Daylight Time – The President of the United States strides up to the podium. His tie reminds me of a hearty wild berry pie… framed around someone’s neck. And look at the lighting mechanisms to either side of him! It’s like an angelic corona.

The beginning announcement – The President has pulled our economy back from the brink! From the brink of 8% unemployment to the brink of 10% employment! This man went to Harvard!

Barack Obama Press Conference7:03 – Aha – he just explained what he meant by improving the economy. We have taken funds from people who have been too successful. How dare those buzzards. 7:04 – His eyes look very moist. I wonder if Joe Biden said something emotionally taxing.

7:06 – “I’ve also pledged that health insurance reform will not add to our deficit.”

*chortling*

Obama’s Toss & Sonia’s Prospects – TWG Volume 30

Barack Obama Looking Messianic

President Obama visited the MLB All Star Game this week and we analyze the similarities between his ceremonial first pitch (a bit short & to the left) and his administration thus far with our angry journalist, David Gregory. In addition, we trenchantly examine Sonia Sotomayor’s confirmation hearings and whether or nay there’s any hope that [...]