Miley the Green (Video)

You occasionally hear the question raised, ‘Why are the young folks today just not working out?’ While many theories have been espoused – ranging from video games to textbooks – my opinion has never wavered. *Incidentally, this bring to mind one of the great GW Bush Quotes – “Rarely is the question asked, ‘Is our children learning?’” Man I miss that guy* The youth of the world have only one person to blame for their present, unremarkable state. Miley Cyrus. Further proof via moving pictures…

‘The world is ending! We have destroyed the environment!!! We, as the enlightened children of this race, must band together – expunging incandescent light bulbs and eradicating global warming.’

I fervently believe that Miley, those Jonas creatures, and the rest of these friends have very little handle on the issues facing our planet. They heard on the internet that we were all doomed, and this is what happened.