I sincerely wish I could claim credit for this, but I can’t. I didn’t make it. It’s one of those delightful things making its way around the globe via email inboxes. If you want to claim that I created it, that’s awesome…
Raised on Eastern Montana's wind-swept prairies, love for small town life & simplicity were kindled early in his life. He now earns his keep as a radio personality in Sioux Falls, SD. Reached 19 before realizing he could close his mouth & brush his teeth.
Carrie Prejean deserves to have her crown. She is beauiful and is also entitled to her own opinion about gays. `.
That rocks! Sorry Hannah, we are rapidly losing our right to freedom of speech lest we hurt somebodys feelings, wah…although, I do agree with you!!
Combine and cook?
This recipe reigns:
A Sarah look
with Helen’s brains.
But switch each place?
Oh, God! We find
a Thomas face
and Palin mind.
This is why the republicans lost the women’s vote.
Atop each FOX News queen
A hairdo to primp and preen
With luscious lips
Spouting Limbaugh quips
…but not much in between