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Boom. That just happened.

It’s tempting to feel bad for her… but this moment probably just made her career. So…

What up hobbits! ‘The Desolation of Smaug’ approaches!

Man. I don’t know what they’ve saved for part 3. Looks like we’ll do it all in part two and maybe have to write a new book before we put out movie 3… could be an issue…

In Montreal they used to have a big bowl of jellybeans in the clubhouse, and Gerald Williams would come in every day and pick out the red ones. One day [Maddux] got to the ballpark two hours early and dumped the whole bowl and took out all the red ones. Took him a couple of hours, but he just wanted to sit in the corner and snicker when Gerald came in and started looking for the red jellybeans.

Maddux Sweater Bobblehead

Via Matt Snyder in USA Today

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I have hesitated to write about the Kermit Gosnell trial. In some ways it seems unfair. Kermit Gosnell is to the abortion industry (arguably) what Westboro Baptist church is to Christianity. He is the extreme and as such, it seems unfair to uphold him as an example of what the abortion industry is. It seems unfair to put Gosnell next to a nurse practitioner who deeply cares about women’s health and say that they are the same thing.

Then again, to the baby in the womb, there is no difference at all. Continue Reading…

New Yorker Yankees Cover

The New York Yankees are finally, in the words of Jeremiah Wright, observing their chickens come home to roost. After decades of doling out huge and lengthy contracts to big name stars, the likes of which other teams couldn’t touch for the most part, the Yankees are now discovering the flip side of that coin. They have elderly (in baseball terms of course!) dudes dealing with injury issues. The New Yorker summarizes it beautifully.

Bell Affirms You

Affirmation

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Victory over Bloomberg

Victory for America & exceedingly large beverages

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In Baltimore you can do many things. One thing you can never do, if you are a 2nd grader, is eat a pop tart into an androgynous shape. You will earn a suspension.

Our reaction…

Pop Tarts into Shapes

For my day job – I recently had an interview with a prestigious doctor who indicated that, because we’re all fattening up our kids, the human race is basically in trouble. So good news.

But it gets worse. What if we’re doing the same thing to our pets? And… what if our pets… are leading their wild animal brethren in the same trends?!!!

Struggling with something oppressive today?!

Ladies & gentlemen — Ricky Rubio with the truth bomb. It’s applicable to just about everything that has ever happened. Just about.

Via Buzfeed