National Spelling Bee

How Can It Bee?

How can one even begin to describe the glory of the recent National Spelling Bee? The hopes… the dreams… the unceasingly monotone voice of the guy reading the awe inspiring words? Wow!

Brink & myself celebrate these wonders. What’s up with that tie? Is it really a sport? How are hot dogs involved? What was the deal with that kid who declared he knew the correct spelling and then didn’t?! Continue reading

Occupy Bike Rider

The Trove of Emotions Behind Summer Bicycling

The blessed return of sunshine means that – in the formerly frigid climes – we may now seek transport in vehicles that don’t heat us while they mobilize us. This means that many of you are mounting up on your bikes and traversing the roadways & byways.

Brink Brickly being an avid bicyclist himself (though it’s a complex relationship as you’ll soon discover), we discuss the various life scenarios which have led us to the bicycle – which for Brink is a tale that involves large piles of dirt, Texas, and wanting to be like his brothers. Continue reading

Two Angry Young Girls

3 Angsty, Foolproof Ways to Write a Viral Blog Post

Your Facebook newsfeed has been ransacked by it. In a flash of words, it’s become the hot button topic on the radio and in the lunch room workplace. It is the viral blog post.

How can an aspiring blogger be certain to compose such a feat? How can you drive the conversation of the world for a day? Continue reading

Johnny Carson Carnac

GooseRadio Interprets Weird Life Happenings Part 1

Recently a stranger in a parking lot called me ‘George’ & congratulated me on wearing a nice suit. Neither of those things being true, i was confused.

Meanwhile, Brink had an odd experience of late that involved koolaid & Walmart. He was left wondering what meaning he could draw from that strange event. Continue reading

Godzilla Movie Poster

Goose & Godzilla

Perhaps the buzz has reached your ears. The mammoth creature Godzilla is back in theaters once again. Only this time… with a twist worthy of M Night Shyamalan.

I have taken my fowl self to the cineplex & viewed this film for you, and offer my humble takeaways from Godzilla in an effort to guide your movie selections toward a more perfect union of Entertainment, Information & General Sense of Well Being. Continue reading

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Musing on Mitch & Raging Against the Machine

The electoral landscape continues to shape up beautifully for the GOP in advance of the mid-term elections. Brink Brickly and myself speak to the persistent displeasure ObamaCare inflicts on the Democrat party far and wide. Yet in the midst of the positivity, there continue to exist fissures on the right between ‘the establishment’ and ‘the grassroots’. Continue reading

Noah Feature

Running Aground with ‘Noah’

You’ve beheld the hubbub! You’ve seen the arguments on FB & Twitter! Now, join us for some Entertainment, Information & a General Sense of Well Being as we give the GooseRadio Podcast treatment to Paramount’s ‘Noah’.

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Obama Stuns Nation, Switches Parties

Obama Change Meme

WASHINGTON DC, AF — This morning, in one of the most stunning reversals in American political history, President Barack Obama declared he has switched his political allegiance from the Democratic Party to the Republican Party, effective at noon tomorrow.

In a startling press conference in the Rose Garden early today, Obama stepped to the podium, smiling widely, and detailed the background to his history-making decision. He was joined on the dais by his pet Portuguese Water Dog & a familiar looking man in a dark suit, slightly reminiscent of that guy in the photo that comes inside a new picture frame. The transcript from his address is re-produced below in its entirety: Continue reading

Sad snowman

How The Winter Changed Us

Extreme temperatures are to be expected when you dwell in the northern regions of these United States, yet this was different. This winter – from which we are seeing the blessed first signs of retreat in the Upper Midwest – has been so relentless in its bleak severity that it marked us.

We examine the emotional toll that winter exacted and muse about the impact its exacted on our character and psyche. Continue reading

Vladimir Putin

It’s a Vlad, Vlad World

What is the supreme potentate of Russia thinking? Why are there Russian goons all over Crimea (and now it appears moving further into The Ukraine)? And what went down in Kiev to get this whole kerfuffle moving?

We bring our best thinking caps to bear on the madness in Eastern Europe as Brink Brickly details the history of the crisis. Where has the West been while all of this has accelerated? Could we have done anything? Continue reading