President Obama arrives on the scene with 1 trillion dollars in spending to greet us. “Prophecy Goose” proclaims that The Child may be prone to speech giving, and also that Rosie O’Donnell is unpleasant. We summarize the week in politics, French people, and the Minnesota Twins. All with a dedication to providing you a general sense of well being while serving as “His Majesty Barack H. Obama’s Loyal Opposition”.