The kickoff GOP Presidential Debate tonight felt a bit like a minor league baseball game. You’re not too emotionally invested in the thing because you don’t really think it’s too big of a deal. T-Paw was okay, Herman Cain was entertaining, Gary Johnson had a panic attack on stage… but – of course – this debate belonged to Grandpa Ron Paul. His epic question will ring through the ages… “How many people here would use heroin if it were legal?” Indeed, Ron. Indeed.

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