Hillary Clinton

Hanging out with President Obama Tonight – Minute by Minute Repartee

February 24, 2009 By Goose Nissley 4 Comments

Obama’s Speech

022409_obama 7:49 PM – FoxNews is flipped on, I seat myself on my couch and brace myself for the State of the Nation according to Barack Obama (who will often be hereafter referred to as The Child) Brit Hume is here and that guy is delightful…

7:50 – John Kerry is here… how did that guy ever get nominated for president? Howard dean would have been so much more enjoyable.

7:59 – Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden kicking it on the top tier of our governmental life. Oh the glee.

8:03 – The Fox anchor dude just spoke of senators retrieving The Child… like he was some sort of baggage.

8:05 – Nope, that pink creature is not the Pink Panther… that is Hillary Rodham Clinton… holy biscuits she is the Secretary of State… that is inspiring… no, no it’s not.

Filed Under: Politics Tagged With: Angelina Jolie, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, State of the Nation Address

Obama Stole McCain’s Mortage Plan?

February 19, 2009 By Goose Nissley Leave a Comment

Some cries today from the McCaniacs! They say His Royal Highness, The Child Barack H. Obama‘s recently announced plan to buy up bad mortages in an attempt to stabalize the pyrotechnic economy was stolen from the Old Warrior himself. FoxNews has a write up detailing the controversy. McCain’s former economic guru – something called Douglas [...]

Filed Under: Politics Tagged With: France, Guadeloupe, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Nuclear Sub Accident, The Child

That’s a Six Month Withdrawal, Right Mr. President?

January 21, 2009 By Goose Nissley 1 Comment

I think this might be the story to watch with a keen eye. Or two eyes as often as you can spare them as Gandalf the Gray might intone. CNN reports tonight that Obama met with top foreign policy and military gurus to ask that they devise a plan for a military drawdown in Iraq. [...]

Filed Under: Politics Tagged With: Barack Obama, Gandalf the Gray, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, John Roberts

Longfellow, Punto & the Pandemic of Partial Nudity – TWk W/Goose Vlm 18

December 14, 2008 By Goose Nissley 6 Comments

R&B star Rihanna is freezing cold because she has decided not to bother with clothes. Miley Cyrus is getting a Porsche for Christmas. The Twins re-sign Nick Punto. I free style rap, and Obama now wants to leave troops in Iraq past the time he said he would pull them out. We share the super [...]

Filed Under: Culture, GooseRadio Podcast Tagged With: "The Christmas Shoes", Hillary Clinton, Iraq, Miley Cyrus, Nick Punto, Pandemics, Rihanna