A Note to Joe Mauer

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Let’s tell Joe exactly why we want him to stay in Minnesota. It’s a letter to Joe Mauer… from the Upper Midwest!

How Are We Here?! Who Cares! This is tremendous! – TWG Update

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Refusing to be reasonable, the Twins defeated the Kansas City Royals and the best pitcher in Major League baseball tonight. Coupled with Detroit’s capitulation to Ozzie Guilen’s Vanilla Sox, Minnesota is now tied for the AL Central lead with precisely 1 game remaining in the season! Here’s a TWG Update celebrating this glorious and befuddling [...]

Mauer, Obama & Tom Delay “Dancing with the Stars” – TWG 34

A big week for United Nations oratory – President Obama made his pitch to the General Assembly today. Incidentally, Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Libya’s Muammar al-Gaddafi were also in town. A weird day in world diplomacy you might say. Goose notes that Obama’s address seemed oddly like a campaign stump speech – asking what is [...]

An Angry Dakotan Journalist – TWG V 27

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Joe Mauer BattingIn the inaugural ‘Angry Journalist’ segment of This Week with Goose, writer David Gregory joins us for his take on Sotomayor, Joe Mauer, and Republican presidential hopefuls in 2012. In a surprise move, he advocates the next GOP nominee be selected by staging a Survivor sequel in Puerto Rico with the main contenders, judged by Dick Cheney. The last person standing would then be the nominee. He then goes on to accuse Justin Morneau and Joe Mauer of steroid use. Goose also summarizes the week that was from Washington… to Cairo… to the Metrodome. It’s entertainment, information, and a general sense of well being for all. LISTEN HERE

Do We Get Days Off from Feeling Bad about Being American? – GooseRadio Volume 26

This week’s holiday and the patriotism surrounding it makes us wonder why so many liberal educators, professors, and pontificators want so badly to blame every problem in sight on the United States.

Hillary Duff and her advertisement for not using the word ‘gay’ improperly are the target of our TWG spotlight. We point out the term was pretty much seized to begin with, and Noah Webster was definitely not consulted.

Prophecy Goose tackles Keith Olbermann and Nancy Pelosi… not physically.

And the week in summations runs down the latest in Twins territory, Rush Limbaugh, and President Obama’s recent hypocrisy.

It’s the only podcast tirelessly dedicated to providing you entertainment, information, and a general sense… of well being. Listen here