Celebrating Pettitte’s Farewell

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I’ve heard it said many times that Andy Pettitte is a swell guy. A good family man they say. And a man of faith to boot! What’s not to like?! That answer in a moment… Andy retired this week after nearly two decades of hurling. A baseball. The Bronx Bombers appear to be really concerned, [...]

Coming to Grips with Another Defeat

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There was once a King called Ethelred the Unready. He neglected to prepare himself sufficiently for the Vikings numerous interlopings and ended being remembered for it for the next thousand years. Incidentally, it appears he was actually called “Ethelred of the Bad Counsel” instead of “Ethelred the Unready”, but the whole thing was mistranslated. Either [...]

Definitive Proof that Cheering for the Yankees IS Just Like Cheering for the Soviet Union

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With baseball’s postseason rapidly approaching, it is time once again to bemoan the greatest evil in America’s greatest game. Although squads like the Twins & Rays have had fabulous years, they will enter into the crapshoot quest for a World Series at a distinct disadvantage. That disadvantage takes the form of the number 206 million, [...]

5 Reasons Why the Twins Will Beat the Yankees Again… Eventually

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And the horrors continue for the Minnesota Twins in Yankee Stadium! After another series loss to the lovable A-Rod and friends, TWG reaches for the positives. Here’s 5 reasons why the Twins will beat the Yankees again… eventually. Minka Kelly, Barack Obama, good versus evil, Joe Nathan’s elbow, and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad all make appearances…

Obama & the Yankees

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The New York Yankees visited the White House this week…