Obama’s Speech

7:49 PM – FoxNews is flipped on, I seat myself on my couch and brace myself for the State of the Nation according to Barack Obama (who will often be hereafter referred to as The Child) Brit Hume is here and that guy is delightful…

7:50 – John Kerry is here… how did that guy ever get nominated for president? Howard dean would have been so much more enjoyable.

7:59 – Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden kicking it on the top tier of our governmental life. Oh the glee.

8:03 – The Fox anchor dude just spoke of senators retrieving The Child… like he was some sort of baggage.

8:05 – Nope, that pink creature is not the Pink Panther… that is Hillary Rodham Clinton… holy biscuits she is the Secretary of State… that is inspiring… no, no it’s not.