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In Baltimore you can do many things. One thing you can never do, if you are a 2nd grader, is eat a pop tart into an androgynous shape. You will earn a suspension.

Our reaction…

Pop Tarts into Shapes

For my day job – I recently had an interview with a prestigious doctor who indicated that, because we’re all fattening up our kids, the human race is basically in trouble. So good news.

But it gets worse. What if we’re doing the same thing to our pets? And… what if our pets… are leading their wild animal brethren in the same trends?!!!

Struggling with something oppressive today?!

Ladies & gentlemen — Ricky Rubio with the truth bomb. It’s applicable to just about everything that has ever happened. Just about.

Via Buzfeed

Tony Blair Was Right

Goose Moosely —  February 27, 2013 — Leave a comment

For some reason, I want to defend the Iraq War this evening. Because that’s popular right?!

I just saw a clip today with accompanying story on the Brit Daily Telegraph detailing how the former Prime Minister Tony Blair was ‘whining’ to the BBC an the displayed interview clip at his mistreatment by the public over his decision to take Britain to war… and that basically people were abusive to him when he walked down the street.

The story’s treatment of Blair reminded me of how brave the guy was to join with the US and others to take on Saddam.

No, they didn’t find WMD’s… but the only thing they knew at the time was that all the smartest men in the world… the CIA, MI6 and French & Russian intel… all said Saddam was going for nukes. IF that’s all you know… you do what they did.

So Dennis Rodman Is Headed to North Korea…

Shown a photo of a snarling Rodman, piercings dangling from his lower lip and two massive tattoos emblazoned on his chest, one North Korean in Pyongyang recoiled and said: “He looks like a monster!”

Bets on whether this finally ignites the nuclear meltdown we’ve so long forseen?

I was very proud of the fact that I didn’t get anything wrong that I said during the course of the debates. I didn’t get anything wrong and that’s a huge arena…. You have to be a virtual Wikipedia….

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann on Her Presidential Debate Performances, Via Salon.com

British intelligence believes Syria has amassed an extensive arsenal of WMD including nerve agents such as Sarin – one of the most deadly weapons ever created – and chemical weapons such as mustard gas.

Britain’s “Daily Telegraph”

If you’ve sought or scanned on your talking box within the past several weeks, you’ve almost been fated to encounter the strains of ‘Trouble, Trouble, TROUBLE!’ emanating from the larynx of Miss Taylor Swift.

While there are varying schools of thoughts on Taylor’s grandeur (It’s just so catchy guys, c’mon! Plus… she actually can sing. So that’s a nice change?!…), here’s a moving picture amalgamation that I believe will bring together the detractors and lovers of Miss Swift’s musical career… and everyone else too…

Russia’s Foreign Minister Still Hasn’t Called John Kerry Back

#gravitas

We Know They’re Killing Children. All of Us Know

John Piper