Archives For The Week in Rants

Quite a bit of stuff happened this week…

Jennifer Knapp Is a Lesbian! Wow!

Jennifer Knapp - beliefnet.com


The interwebs lit up this week with news that the former Christian music starlet has been in a same-sex relationship for years. The immediate reaction had little to do with Knapp and was mostly directed against Evangelical-dom. On TV & across the verdant prairies of Facebook and Twitter it went a bit like this: ‘Those narrow-minded hosers in churches across the fruited plain drove another poor girl away! They chased her to exile on the beaches of Australia because of her forbidden love!’ The gale-force reaction proved that what was at issue was more than being gay or straight. The talking heads once more tried to make Knapp’s story a referendum on the belief that there are right things and wrong things. In today’s world, that sort of belief is approximately as popular as polka’s greatest hits. Since Evangelicals are the largest and most influential group out there still cleaving to the quaint notion that right and wrong exist – they’re the favorite target for folks who don’t want to deal with such thoughts, and time’s like these are prime chances to sling ye olde mud.

The buzzword in a lot of Christian circles after the news was ‘love’. People were angry that other believers weren’t reacting to Jennifer in love. This is a fair and important point! Nobody should be bludgeoning the young lady. At the same time, the ‘love’ camp would be wise to reserve some of its commentary for the fact that homosexuality is… well… wrong. There. I said it.

Bill Clinton Really Was Better for the Dems than Barack Obama.

"I did not... have... many... beliefs... deep down..."

Bill Clinton was back in the news this week, saying that angry Conservatives like Palin, Limbaugh, and Beck were probably going to incite some lunatic to blow people up. That comment was reckless and irresponsible, but Clinton’s reappearance reminded me of how he operated. He mastered the art of wafting all over the political spectrum – placating liberals with traditional leftist support for abortion and gay rights, while also appealing to folks on the right with things like welfare reform and balanced budgets. Clinton watched the latest poll numbers like a vulture circling a bunny in the forest. They were sort of his compass.

Barack Obama does not concern himself with such poll watching. It appears he has a moral and ideological compass! Unfortunately, that compass appears to veer unceasingly to the left. Since becoming Chief Executive of America Inc., he’s pushed with every sinew of his liberal being to bring health care, stimulus bills, leftist judges, and climate legislation into being. When he’s been defeated, he’s simply lowered his crown and pushed even harder.

Both Democrats were or will be (in Obama’s case) treated to massive losses in congressional elections in their first mid-term trial run. But whereas Clinton was able to defeat Bob Dole for a second term in 1996, telling voters he was a moderate who looked out for everyone, Obama will be forced to run as the liberal purist he has been in office. For the Democrats, wish-wash Clinton is proving to have been healthier than pure-as-the-driven snow Obama.

Social Justice Is Everywhere!


Including places you wouldn’t expect them. Last weekend I was in Minneapolis and attended one of the campuses of a well known church that’s widely known as a theologically conservative fiesta. The senior pastor – who may or may not be an internationally recognized author / speaker / tweeter – was gone and a fill in occupied the pulpit. Halfway through a rather whimsical sermon, the guest orator made the comment that he was, “So tired of hearing about dead white men and their great awakenings!” I was a bit befuddled at the seemingly out of place and purpose-less comment until my friend explained that it was a buzz-phrase of a modern group of folks who belief much of Christian history to be completely outdated and un-useful because it was lived exclusively by white folks. Reverse-racism anyone?

People in England Are Really Befuddled on Who to Elect to Parliament. WHY?!

David Cameron & Gordon Brown

The first British parliamentary election since the Tony Blair years will take place on May 6th. The liberal Labor Party has been calling the shots in Great Britain since 1997. That’s thirteen years!!! The main contenders are Labour and the Conservative Party. The leader of the party with most seats in the House of Commons becomes Prime Minister.

Britain’s piece of the world-wide recessional pie has been even less tasty than most, and much of the blame lies squarly at the door of current Prime Minister, and non-impressive-Scot, Gordon Brown. Before taking over from Tony Blair several years ago, Brown directed England’s finances as the British equivalent of our Secretary of the Treasury. Brown spent and borrowed and spent some more in the good years. Then, when the bad times came, he convinced everyone that the thing to do was spend and borrow even more because the economists said it was neccessary.

Why in the name of Churchill and the Beatles would the Brits even think of sending this man back to power?! Has the grand island become that depend on all the fluffy luxury of cradle to the grave socialism? Unfortunately, Brown has remained within striking distance in British polls – though most show Conservative leader David Cameron slightly on top. A new wildcard has emerged in Nick Clegg and the Liberal Democrat party. Apparently Nick did well in the recent (and first ever) TV debate and folks are flocking to his 3rd party as well now, creating quite a complicated mess of politicians. Here’s hoping the British ask themselves when liberalism has ever worked for them in the past. The answer might be instructive.

Kate Gosselin Is Wrenched Away from Her Children… to Do a Reality Dancing Competition? EXCUSE ME?!


This is just…



I’m sorry, but why are you crying, Miss Gosselin? You’ve been torn away from your children to do what? Dance with the stars? Those same children that you raised on television… on another reality show? Did someone force you to dance with the stars?! Your book sales and tv royalties weren’t satisfactory to keep you with the chillun?! This was necessitated by your poverty?!!!

God loves Kate Gosselin, but I sure don’t care for her.

Monday, March 8th

Lindsay Lohan sued ETrade.

Lohan claims that the ETrade Super Bowl commercial depicting market-savvy babies in some sort of relationship triangle has damaged her reputation. Apparently it’s still possible. And how – to the tune of $100 million dollars – the amount for which she’s suing the web trading gurus. In the commercial, a young lady baby accosted her male counterpart as to whether or nay “That milk-aholic Linsay’ was over. Then baby #3 pops into view and declares, “MilkaWHAT?!’

I think Lindsay should sue herself. Definitely a beautiful, stupid person at this point.

Tuesday, March 9th

Charlie Christ said Marco Rubio paid $130 to wax his back.

The chance to be the Republican candidate in the upcoming senate election in Florida certainly has gotten hairy… or hair-less in this case? Travel back in time not too long ago and Christ was being bandied about as a potential ’12 Presidential hopeful. How fickle time can be eh?

Wednesday, March 10th

Dan Rather apologized for Obama ‘Watermelon’ comment.

Poor Dan Rather inadvertently stumbled into the minefield of political correctness on Sunday as a guest on Chris Matthew’s moving picture program. Perhaps the most substantively shocking thing was that Rather doesn’t think President Obama is doing a good job. However, what made the news was his declaration that Obama is “A nice person…. very articulate” who “…Couldn’t sell watermelons if you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic.” Wednesday saw Dan apologizing for the racial undertones of the watermelon transaction business in the HuffPost.

I actually feel sorry for Dan. Granted, he has been in the tank for the left for a long time so I don’t have a tremendous amount of affection for him, but when you inadvertently and without malice say something racially charge, you just get blasted.


Thursday, March 11th

Twin Cities’ Columnist Jim Souhan delivered a tardy thow away line.

In his blog on the Minneapolis Star Tribune website, Souhan buried this line within the depths of his story – “I really don’t expect the Twins to wind up trading (Joe) Mauer….”. Souhan had set the blogosphere roaring just days earlier by being the first big name journalist to suggest that the Twins should start considering the possibility of trading Mauer. Souhan could have been a bit more clear in expressing that sentiment in his original piece, but perhaps that wouldn’t have generated as much buzz?! Buzz, buzz.

Friday, March 12th

Rev. Jim Wallis said Glenn Beck doesn’t particularly get Jesus.

Comments made by Beck at the beginning of the month on social justice really picked up steam this weak. Beck’s original statement, that Christians should investigate to see whether or nay their churches supported a philosophy of ‘social and economic justice’ and then ‘run as fast as you can’ if they did, were hit hard by Wallis. The progressive liberal Reverend hit Beck’s comments as a guest on Keith Olberman’s extraordinarily Christian-friendly ‘Countdown’:

Left or right. We have different views on the role of government. Doesn’t matter, But justice is integral to the gospel. And across the spectrum, Christians are saying Glenn Beck got it wrong.

There’s no question that the church does have a duty to take care of the poor, the sick, and the elderly. But Beck’s point, while over the top as is his tradition, was oddly spot on. The practitioners of the philosophy of social and economic justice don’t end up under the Democratic banner 9 times out of 10 by accident. There’s a tremendous amount of Western, white, wealthy guilt; and belief in the government’s ability to fix the sins of the past and present, that’s come to be part of the package. The straw man came to visit the blogosphere with gusto, saying ‘Glenn Beck hates the poor!’. Foo.

Saturday, March 13th

Republican Sen. Scott Brown of Massachusetts said the President and his Democrat pals are on a “bitter, destructive and endless” drive to pass health care.

That’s just awesome. The quote that is… not the concept. Brown giving the Republican’s weekly radio address, went on to say:

“An entire year has gone to waste…. Millions of Americans have lost their jobs, and many more jobs are in danger. Even now, the president still hasn’t gotten the message… Somehow, the greater the public opposition to the health care bill, the more determined they seem to force it on us anyway.”

Sunday, March 14th

David Beckham announces he won’t play for England in this summer’s World Cup.

Did you know that David Beckham has been playing soccer in Los Angeles for like 2 years?! Did you know David Beckham is married to Posh Spice?!

GOP CONVENTION ROMNEYLife no longer affords the time to look at situations and make sense of them. We see a story on the internet or on TV, and then we get distracted and forget about it. America no longer ponders the state of world affairs over a newspaper in the morning. We have become a nation thoroughly afflicted with Attention Deficit Disorder.

You ought to know what the past week in politics, sports, and culture has held & what it means for your life. Therefore, we set sail on our inaugural trek to provide you with the past 7 days in 7 sentences.

  • Sunday the 6th – Mitt Romney said of Barack Obama’s decision to send more troops to Afghanistan, “It took him a long time. That was a mistake….”
  • Monday the 7th – Pitcher Carl Pavano agreed to return to the Minnesota Twins, accepting their offer of salary arbitration.
  • Tuesday the 8th – A commercial devoid of common sense and any real efficacy played on the tv on behalf of the Levi’s jean people…

  • Wednesday the 9th – Barbara Walters named Adam Lambert one of the ten most interesting people of the year in rousing illustration that the concept of ‘interesting’ has been irreparably watered down.
  • Adam Lambert HairThursday the 10th – The Twins traded pitcher, and former John, Boof Bonser to the Boston Red Sox in a really pleasant and somewhat shocking development.
  • Friday the 11th – Sarah Palin showed up on Conan O’Brien’s program and read parts of William Shatner’s book to a surprised Shatner.
  • Saturday the 12th – Announced that 44% of Americans would prefer George W. Bush returning as President to Barack Obama.
  • Sunday the 13th – The US Senate passed a $1.1 trillion spending bill for the Departments of Education, State, Health and Human Services, Transportation on the way to a $1.5 trillion deficit this year.